Bird Brain Energy Drink

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Bird Brain Energy Drink quantity


Lucky you! You have just stumbled upon a first-of-its-kind energy drink infused with the brain-boosting power of nootropics.

What are nootropics? Well, it’s really just a fancy-ass word for the vitamins, minerals, and amino acids your brain probably doesn’t get enough of from diet alone. The ingredients we include have been well studied and are incredibly safe, and most importantly: THEY WORK. These are just some of the nootropic ingredients we include that are going to take your brain to the next level:

If that wasn’t enough, Bird Brain has 0 calories, 0 sugar, and no artificial sweeteners, preservatives, or colors. Each can contains between 135-150 mg. of caffeineas well as an ass-load of nootropics to keep your brain from acting like a total dick. 

Still not convinced, or just a nerd who likes more reading? You can find a whole lot more info about each of our ingredients by hitting the drop-down menu titled “What’s Inside” below. 

Otherwise, stop wasting time. Order now and TAKE SOME VITAMINS TO THE DOME! 

*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Do your own research and check with your doctor to see if it is right for you.

What's Inside

Alpha GPC
Alpha GPC is a choline source that can cross the blood-brain barrier and go directly into the brain. Most people do not get enough choline from their diet alone. In addition, choline can increase a chemical in the brain called Acetylcholine, which plays an important role in mental processes such as memory and cognition by optimizing cell-to-cell communication. As we age or are put in stressful situations Acetylcholine is not produced at optimal levels. In fact, a significant decrease in Acetylcholine has been linked to Alzheimer’s. Learn more from an unbiased source.

If you’re sleep-deprived, sick, hungover, or under stress from prolonged periods of work, it is hard to get motivated and achieve optimal mental performance. One reason may be that during times of stress, key neurotransmitters can become severely depleted. Tyrosine is a naturally occurring amino acid that the body converts into these neurotransmitters to ensure you can perform even under less-than-ideal conditions. Continue your research here to find out if it is right for you.

Acetyl L-Carnitine
L-Carnitine is an amino acid that helps produce energy. By adding an acetyl group, Acetyl L-Carnitine can effectively cross the blood-brain barrier to get directly into your brain. It has been linked to not only an increase in energy, but also improvement in general brain function. Learn more.

If you aren’t sure what caffeine is at this point, you might need more help than our drink can provide. Bird Brain contains between 135 and 150 mg, which is more than enough to get you going.

By itself, L-Theanine is a well-known nootropic, but by combining it with caffeine, you get a synergistic effect of calm alertness and focus you don’t get with caffeine alone. If you’re someone who likes caffeine but gets the jitters from too much, then you may not be balancing it out with enough L-Theanine. You can learn about this for yourself from an unbiased third party source.

Causes We Support

America’s VetDogs
The service dog programs of America’s VetDogs® were created to provide enhanced mobility and renewed independence to United States veterans, active-duty service members, and first responders. VetDogs trains and places service dogs for those with physical disabilities, but also has unique programs designed specifically for mental support. This includes mitigating the effects of post-traumatic stress disorder and supporting rehabilitation efforts in military and VA Hospitals, among other things. It costs over $50,000 to breed, raise, train, and place one assistance dog, and your contribution will help continue to provide all of VetDogs’ services at no charge to the individual.

Brain & Behavior Research Foundation
The Brain & Behavior Research Foundation is committed to alleviating the suffering caused by mental illness by awarding grants that will lead to advances and breakthroughs in scientific research. One hundred percent of every dollar donated for research is invested in their research grants, and their model encourages new and innovative research including early support for optogenetics, deep brain stimulation for treatment-resistant depression, transcranial magnetic stimulation, and rapid-acting antidepressants.

Cure Alzheimer’s Fund
Cure Alzheimer’s Fund is a nonprofit dedicated to supporting cutting-edge research with the highest probability of stopping, slowing or preventing Alzheimer’s disease.  Since its founding in 2004, CureAlz has provided over $110 million in research grants, deepening our understanding of Alzheimer’s and moving us closer to a cure.  A full 100% of all donations go toward Alzheimer’s research, as their board of directors cover all overhead expenses. Learn more at