Bird Brain Energy Drink

$12.95$49.95

The only time we’ve been accused of being the smartest people in the room was when the room was empty. So if you’re anything like us, you know what it feels like to go through your day with a jacked up brain. Whether its no sleep, a hangover, or just pure lack of motivation to go through another day at your soul-sucking job, you’re not alone.

Well fear not fellow idiots – because you have just stumbled upon a first of its kind energy drink infused with the brain boosting power of nootropics.

What are nootropics? Well, it’s really just a fancy ass word for the vitamins, minerals, and amino acids your brain probably doesn’t get enough of from diet alone. Once we discovered their power and how much it improved our cognitive abilities, our mission at Bird Brain has been simple: to make your brain suck less too.

Bird Brain has 0 calories and 0 sugar. Each can contains 150 MG. Caffeineas well as an ass load of nootropics to keep your brain from acting like a total dick. Here are just some of the extra ingredients and what they help with:

Still not convinced, or just a nerd who likes more reading? You can find a whole lot more info about each of our ingredients by hitting the drop down menu titled “What’s Inside” below. 

Otherwise, stop wasting time. Order now and TAKE SOME VITAMINS TO THE DOME! 

*These statements have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration. This product is not intended to diagnose, treat, cure, or prevent any disease. Oh yea, we are also a bunch of idiots on the internet so even though this drink definitely works for us, everyone is different. Do your own research and check with your doctor to see if it is right for you.

Berry Lemonade, Sour Apple, and Variety Packs are for Pre-Order only. Any orders with those flavors have a projected shipping date in mid-August. All “Original Citrus” orders will be fulfilled within 24 business hours.

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What's Inside

Alpha GPC
Alpha GPC is a choline source that can cross the blood-brain barrier and go directly into the brain. Most people do not get enough choline from their diet alone. In addition, choline can increase a chemical in the brain called Acetylcholine which plays an important role in mental processes such as memory and cognition by optimizing cell-to-cell communication. As we age or are put in stressful situations Acetylcholine is not produced at optimal levels. In fact, a significant decrease in Acetylcholine has been linked to Alzheimer’s. That said, neurochemistry is complicated, and everyone is different. We suggest you learn more from an unbiased source.

Tyrosine
If you’re sleep-deprived, under the stress of prolonged periods of work, sick, or hungover it is hard to get motivated and achieve optimal mental performance. One reason may be that during times of stress, key neurotransmitters like Dopamine, Noradrenaline, and Adrenaline can get severely depleted. Tyrosine is a naturally occurring amino acid that the body can convert into these neurotransmitters to ensure you can perform even under less than ideal conditions. It works for us, but do your own research to find out if it is right for you.

Acetyl L-Carnitine
L-Carnitine is an amino acid that helps produce energy. By adding an acetyl group, Acetyl L-Carnitine can effectively cross the blood brain barrier to get directly into your brain. It has been linked to not only an increase in energy, but improvement in general brain function. We are just strangers on the internet though, so don’t trust us. Learn more from people (nerds) smarter than us.

Caffeine
If you aren’t sure what caffeine is at this point you might need more help than our drink can provide. Bird Brain contains between 135 and 150 mg. which is more than enough to get you going.

L-Theanine
By itself L-Theanine is a well-known nootropic, but by combining it with caffeine you get a synergistic effect of calm alertness and focus you don’t get with caffeine alone. If you’re someone who likes caffeine but gets the jitters from too much, then you may not be balancing it out with enough L-Theanine. Don’t take our word for it though – you should learn about it for yourself from an unbiased third party source.

Causes We Support

America’s VetDogs
The service dog programs of America’s VetDogs® were created to provide enhanced mobility and renewed independence to United States veterans, active-duty service members, and first responders. VetDogs trains and places service dogs for those with physical disabilities, but they also have unique programs designed specifically for mental support. This includes mitigating the effects of post-traumatic stress disorder and supporting rehabilitation efforts in military and VA Hospitals, amongst other things. It costs over $50,000 to breed, raise, train, and place one assistance dog and your contribution will help continue to provide all of VetDogs’ services at no charge to the individual.

Brain and Behavior Research Foundation
The Brain & Behavior Research Foundation is committed to alleviating the suffering caused by mental illness by awarding grants that will lead to advances and breakthroughs in scientific research. 100% of every dollar donated for research is invested in their research grants and their model encourages new and innovative research including the early support for optogenetics, deep brain stimulation for treatment-resistant depression, transcranial magnetic stimulation, and rapid-acting antidepressants.

Cure Alzheimer’s Fund
Cure Alzheimer’s Fund is a nonprofit dedicated to supporting cutting-edge research with the highest probability of stopping, slowing or preventing Alzheimer’s disease.  Since its founding in 2004, CureAlz has provided over $110 million in research grants, deepening our understanding of Alzheimer’s and moving us closer to a cure.  Fully 100% of all donations go towards Alzheimer’s research, as their board of directors cover all overhead expenses. Learn more at curealz.org.